Welcome to my new blog. If you're reading this, you probably know me. If you don't, I'll fix that in a few posts. I'm starting this now because I just figured out the source of all my major problems, and I'm amazed I didn't see it sooner. I have a flair for the dramatic. An incurable one. That's why my temper goes off, why I get obsessed with a girl for three years after knowing her a week, why I can't be wrong and why I'm such a good actor. I see my life as a play. All the worlds a stage, and all the men and women but players in it. Actually it's probably closer to a soap opera. I hate soap operas.